poured out before bed
Every day at 11:30 a mass page goes out, informing pediatrics residents and students of the location and subject of that day’s Noon Report. Today’s talk was extremely useful and very well done. The page announcing it, though, was…unfortunate.
“Noon Report will be in Stagnant Small Auditorium. Our colleagues in Child and Adolescent Medicine will speak about the signs and symptoms of pediatric sexual abuse in a talk entitled “My Body, My Way.” A delicious lunch from Stale Street Deli will be provided. Please come and learn more about this important topic, enjoy the food, and Happy Hump Day.”
I know. It’s no good.